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All You Won't Eat Buffet
My friend watched me make my daughter large spreads of food options, for every meal, only for her to want something else. What we called...

Celeste Caliri
Jul 28, 20255 min read


Stretching vs Chasing
Guys, this week’s preamble is really late. Like almost didn’t happen. Making it less of a preamble and more of a “post-blunder.” We’ve...

Celeste Caliri
Jul 24, 20254 min read


Dirty Rotten Greatness
I made the most thoughtless, thrown-together salad the other day. I grabbed loose shrubbery from the Tupperware at the back of the fridge, diced up half-eaten apples, the last nubs of cucumber, and crumbled mystery cheese. Like the cartoon rat in Ratatouille , but before he stepped into a kitchen. Forged from compost in the yard and created a dish that blew his rat pals away. I put the whole thing in a trough-sized to-go container, dressed it with white balsamic and good oliv

Celeste Caliri
Jul 14, 20255 min read
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